My Inaugural Speech

My fellow Americans:

I cannot thank you enough for the willingness you had to elect me as your next president. I would also like to thank George Bush for dong such a notable job as a leader of our country. I stand here today to of course thank you for your trustworthiness and to address the issues we are having in this country. Global warming is becoming a major problem in the world now. Animals are dying from lack of frigid weather. I will personally make sure that if not in the Arctic, those animals have somewhere cold to keep them alive. Next, I’m sure we are all aware of the difficulties most middle-class Americans are facing. The economy is rapidly heading in an unsatisfactory direction. I will make sure all jobs are restored to people of our country and healthcare is made much more affordable. And last but certainly not least, violence will not be tolerated in any form. Crimes such as abuse or murder will result in a lifetime in jail. The way our world is today nobody can be trusted, and letting a criminal out of jail is just too risky. Crimes such as theft will result in a five year sentence. If we can make these changes, we can most definitely change the world. Together we can achieve anything as long as we persevere and not take the shortcuts through life. I thank you and peace to all.

What’s your Back-Up Plan?

We all have dreams that we would like to fulfill. Some of us want to be singers, some models, some doctors, some lawyers, and even maybe a scientist. But I want to know what you plan to do if these things can’t happen. What is your back-up plan? Are you going to be a waitress or waiter at a restaurant? A museum curator? A receptionist at a hair salon? Tell me, I want to know! If I really like your answer and it shows uniqueness, I will put your name in my blogroll and write a post about your blog! So comment! BYeezz loves!

Wife Begs for Mercy for her Husband

Felix Batista disappeared from a Mexican restaurant December 10. Wife, Lourdes Batista believes he was kidnapped by two criminals. She begged for her husband’s freedom at a news conference in Miami, Florida. Batista doesn’t understand why anyone would do this, because of how kind her husband is. The Batistas have five children, two of which attended the conference, but didn’t speak a word. Felix Batista has yet to be found, and the police have yet to determine whether or not it was indeed a kidnapping.  

I’m Gonna Be a BraceFace! OH mY!

Hey everyone! Well I went to the orthodontist today and I had impressions taken. They were gross, but I toughed it out. They definitely weren’t as bad as everyone said they were, but the clay got stuck in my teeth and on the roof of my mouth and it was pretty gross. Also, I had spacers put in between my molars, so my teeth are in serious pain right now. They hurt so bad. I took an Advil a while ago hopefully it will start helping. Anyway, I’m getting my braces on Wednesday, January 14th. I have to take a pill that dries my mouth out 30 minutes before my appointment so I’m not drooling everywhere when he’s putting on my braces! If my mouth is sore now, I can’t imagine how bad it’s gonna feel when I get the braces on! I’m gonna be sitting in a chair for 2 1/2 hours! That’s so irritating. I’m not a very patient person. Anyway wish me luck I hope my teeth don’t feel this bad in the morning! Don’t forget to comment! Bye!

The Quality of My Life is Determined by…

Hey everyone. Okay, so this guy Bill Genereux posted a question on Twitter. Mr. Bogush found it and decided to make us finish the sentence and make a post out of it, so here is what I think: “The quality of my life is determined by the quality of my IMAGINATION!” If you have a strong and powerful imagination, you will live life to the fullest!

One deep thought I had…

One deep thought that I had over vacation was how we sometimes don’t realize how lucky we have it. On Christmas morning I woke up, went straight to my stocking with my sister, and we took out everything we got. But yet we don’t get extremely excited about it, where as a kid in an orphanage would have given anything to be with a family on Christmas and have someone to be with them who cared. We all expect presents on Christmas day, so we go to our tree and sure enough there is a bunch of wrapped boxes sitting under the tree waiting to be torn open. This is regular routine for most of us every year. We don’t think about the people who have nothing and who feel so bad because they have no money to buy their children anything for Christmas. When they finally get a little money to buy their kids something it is usually only one little thing that would probably be trivial to us, but an amazing gift to the child. I was expecting everyone to have a great Christmas like me, but as I logged onto Wikispaces and opened the mail from someone who said they spent their Christmas in a hospital it was very sad to listen to and made me realize how lucky I am and how lucky everyone else is to spend Christmas with your family. It is also very important to remember that Christmas isn’t all about receiving, it’s all about giving. Even though some people in the world are poor and they don’t have any money to buy things with, they are happy because they love eachother and that is all that counts.

Wow this is hard.

Alright so I have to write a post with 150 characters or less which is extremely hard. I tend to ramble. So here goes: Why is it that you park in the driveway, but you drive on the parkway? Hmmm

(woooh i did it… does this count?)